
During my time here in Ethiopia I have had many experiences with folks
who aren’t quit 100% normal in the head. The first one that comes to
my mind is a man called we all affectionately called “Naked Man”.
Naked Man can without fail be seen pacing the street above the new
nursing school. Naked Man isn’t actually completely naked. He actually
wears a flap that hangs over his frontal apparatus. The only problem
is that the flap is very rarely in the right place so that makes
things a bit interesting. Rumor has it the he used to work for the
hospital before he went crazy and that he speaks great English. And
despite what you say to him he never more than grunts at you though
when you walk by.
A couple weeks ago I was in the examination room used for the HIV
tests waiting for Chu-Chu (the nurse there) to finish a couple of
patients. I was sitting behind the desk in the room when a man came in
and promptly told me that he needed to leave because his friends had
brought him to the hospital to kill him. The strange part about this
was that he spoke really great English and was also very nicely
dressed. I tried to assure him that we would not try and kill him and
that hospitals are actually used to make people better. He would have
none of it though and would absolutely not let Chu-Chu draw blood from
him. After talking with him for some length of time I realized that he
could not be persuaded and he realized that his friends had brought
him here to kill him for sure.
A while later I heard a disturbance out in the waiting area, and when
I poked my head out of my office I saw that the man’s friends were
trying to persuade him to go to the ER, because our psychologist was
there. He would have none of it. I then noticed that one of his
friends reaching into his pocket and watched as he pulled out a rope.
As soon as the crazy man noticed me, he started to yell at me to help
him because he again said his friends were going to give him an
injection that would kill him. As he was being tied, mayhem broke
loose in the waiting area. Children who where slightly traumatized by
what was going on started crying so there mothers were dragging them
out. And men jumped up to help control the fighting crazy man.
Eventually the fighting man was dragged/carried into the ER where he
did indeed get an injection that calmed him down. When I walked back
into the waiting room, everyone looked absolutely petrified. I told
Birhani, the head nurse, to tell the people that the man was crazy and
that he was now okay, and not dead.
On another occasion a very old lady was being very fussy and would not
let Fletcher and I take her blood pressure. Birhani came into help us
and immediately started laughing. We asked here what the lady was
saying. Birhani said that she could not repeat some of the words
because they were not nice, but one thing she did repeat that the lady
said was this, “Don’t let the ferrangie doctors touch me, they will
kill me!” The funny thing was that Birhani later told us that this
woman was the aunt of Naked Man.
I’m thankful that I haven’t yet gone crazy. And with only two weeks
left here in Ethiopia, that’s truly something I can thank God for.

